ACTUAL SUMMARY OF GREEK MYTHOLOGYZeus:
im gonna put my dick in it
dont put ur dick in it
"i can see your bra" good. its cute and i paid $50 for it.
woah! are bras really that expensive??
Unsure of how to confess your love to someone? Try this:
- Acquire several dozen limes.
- Go up to them and then drop all the limes.
- Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.
- Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes).
- Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.
- Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “Sorry. I’m bad at Pickup Limes.”
- Marry them.
"bear with me" you say. we both turn into bears and escape into the woods
when my hair sucks my life sucks
does it ever kill you when you make conversation with the person youve been looking forward to talking to the entire day and they just kinda brush you off
nothing bad can happen while ur under a blanket just remember that
i want someone to love me as much as i hate myself
Now that’s deep
yeah that’s true, but is it tru
its so hard to be positive when you’re bleeding from your vagina